quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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