The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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