Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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