Me. At least after what I've been through.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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