I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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