so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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