I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
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Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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