and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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