i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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