I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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