Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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