Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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