That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm getting married
To pizza
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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