he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
She's the barista slut.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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