Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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