Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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