To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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