Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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