C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
