He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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