I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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