Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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