But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
COCAINE IS GR8
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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