I think my vagina is haunted
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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