Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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