Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
love makes seman taste better
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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