Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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