Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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