Buhtt sex?
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
So apparently I’m into choking now
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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