Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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