So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
My bed smells like the plague
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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