How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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