is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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