Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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