Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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