talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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