Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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