Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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