She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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