I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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