My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
