Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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