I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
