I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
So. Much. Porn.
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