Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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