Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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