Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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