i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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