He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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