bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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