Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I skipped work to stalk him.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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