whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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