yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
