You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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