i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Randomize
