the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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