hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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