Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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