sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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