he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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